Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
