A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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