My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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