you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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