Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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