No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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