i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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