People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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