He is such a slut. More and more my type.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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