Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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