Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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