is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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