if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Randomize
