He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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