Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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