How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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