I'm gonna have a badass scar
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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