just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
My ass is underappreciated
i need some magic done to my vagina
i now understand why vodka
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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