Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
no, he came in my armpit
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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