Dual....:-)
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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