I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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