$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize