This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
this just has baby written all over it
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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