About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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