Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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