I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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