I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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