Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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