She is in my trunk
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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