windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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