nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Your dad touched me again.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
soo... how was my night?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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