Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
All I want is dick and wine.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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