I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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