At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
no, he came in my armpit
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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