I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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