I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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