Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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