Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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