Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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