would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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