okay pat passed out under dana's car
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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