what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
