My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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