Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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