When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
