Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
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Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Randomize
