she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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