do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
sex on a bike is impossible
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