grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
So much rum. So many feels.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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