My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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