Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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