69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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