have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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