so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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