He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
...so i touched it.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Randomize
